Hot Potato!!!

I am very impressed with this one! Aside from the fidgety shuffle, this one is a keeper. Just listen no burning.



Regards,

DJ Sweets

It's always a celebration when you're Irish!

Wow!!! Hell of a 50th Anniversary for the St. Patrick's Day Parade here in the valley. For all of those who attended, it was one of the most memorable days or lack thereof. But, it has only just begun! Many celebrations to come within the next week; St. Patrick's Day, spring break, SB and Sweets' birthdays, the Ides of March (why the hell not celebrate? Et tu Brute?) This song is not your traditional irish, but still keeps the heritage strong. So nip on a few brewskis in the name of St. Patrick!



Sláinte,

DJ Sweets

VH510 Storytellers

Setting: 1:30 A.M., Nippy, DJ Sweets walking out of 436 with street cone, SB double fisting Natty Lights, and Kazu nursing a can of beer.

State of Kazu: Feelin' Good/Drunk
State of DJ Sweets: Zooted
State of SB: Feelin' Good/Calm Seas
Where's Bodhi? On the couch...in Hoboken.

- So, here's what what happened...the three of us walk out of 436 after making an appearance at a beat, after-party where there were about 5 people doing nothing but being drunken fools. After 5 minutes, we realize it's time to go. On the way out, DJ Sweets grabs a street cone, that obviously was inside the house and needing to be grabbed, and takes it outside with him as we exit the party. Immediately after closing the door and exiting the premises, SB and DJ Sweets are walking next to each other, with Kazu lagging behind of course, and DJ Sweets decides to place the cone, in a zooted, drunken manner, atop the hood of a car parked on the side of the street. Instantaneously, after placing the street cone on the hood, SB hears a car start to race up the hill and thinks to himself, "Here comes another drunken asshole driving his car after a "bangin" night at Cockeye's." Soon thereafter, a Public Safety car pulls in between SB and Jim...Kazu was still lagging behind at this point. To paint the picture for you, SB was double-fisting Natty Lights and DJ Sweets had just planted a street cone as a hood ornament on a nearby car...so...who did the Public Safety guy yell towards?....DJ Sweets, of course...because street cones are a bigger concern than what SB was doing. Here's how the situation went after this:

-Cop: "Hey you...come here!"
-DJ Sweets: "Hell no..not a chance."
-SB: (laughing)
-DJ Sweets drops his can of brew and starts speed walking up the hill.
-SB...still laughing.
-After reaching the top of the hill (Clay)...DJ Sweets makes a hilarious and bold move.
-DJ Sweets screams: "Run fucker!"...to the Cop...and proceeds to run.
-Cop...still parked next to SB, who is still double-fisting Natty...says: "Oh, we got a tough guy huh!?"
-SB: laughing hysterically now, yells out, "Go Sweets Go!"..in a jokingly, yet serious manner.
-DJ Sweets goes on to run into the night-time blackness of Scranton...with a Public Safety car now racing after him..and SB chasing the Public Safety car, still gripping his two brews...and Kazu chasing the entire situation.
-SB chases the Public Safety car to the point where he can see that DJ Sweets has eluded the law...and continues to laugh...after realizing how hilarious that whole situation was.

- Needless to say...we all got away without harm or any trouble whatsoever...and had a good story to laugh about as we walked to the next party. And yes...for those who were wondering...Kazu did catch up to the whole situation, but he was safe from the start since the cop did not notice him along with SB and DJ Sweets.

SCORE: the 510 Crew- 1....Pigs- 0

-SB